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Today’s retard tour of the web in pictures with retarded commentaryisms.

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My sister said that I should have a pet that is as beautiful as I am on the inside and the out.

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Nothing gets a lot of attention like throwing M80 fireworks at the police as they go through practice drills.

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Sometimes I just chill in my bed and enjoy my home made laptop.

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When my 6-year old neice isn’t playing with her Barbie dolls, I consider myself quite the chick magnet.

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I was told that there was a dress code at the new school but not sure why everyone laughed at me…

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My uncle called me over for a game but when I arrived he just kept breathing heavy and trying to pet me.

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When you grow up in the south, you know how to hold a gun before you can even spell the word G-N-U.

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My parents bought me the C3PO cutout that I always wanted, now I get to sleep with it all the time.

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This guy keeps insisting that the tires are low while I believe the bike is just too high.

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The bathtub that I use to float around in is huge!

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When a new video game comes out, sales of Mountain Dew and Doritos always skyrocket.

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This balloon reminds me of my gramma… except for the stretch marks that get pushed outward with the helium.

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This man insists that he’s not free even if he sometimes does give-it-away.

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I almost lost my virginity… I was confused more about being with a ginger than the ginger being a clown.

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Sometimes the vegetable selection at the local super market will be enough to dress for Halloween.

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This kid shouldn’t have to feed himself, he should be royalty, he should be fed by only worthy minions.

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You might see me biking through the city streets, or stopping in the intersection like a moron.

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My mom was hard core, even when she was young. Of course, my dad looked a little feathery in this picture, but that’s Dad!

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The Asian family I babysit for says that they want their kid to grow to be as tall as an American, so I started helping out.

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All the girls like to pet me but none of them take me serious.



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