Retarded tour of the web complete with retarded commentary.

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When you think of Christina Aguilera, you probably don’t imagine a hot chick with crazy hair (do you even even imagine what her hair looks like, you furry). This photoshoot could be hotter if her hair wasn’t as crazy as my brother in the looney bin and if she wore less clothes. Nude Aguilera would be nice to see. Continue Reading »

If you have the opportunity to see Christina Aguilera in person, let her know that I would make love with her for the most miserable 25 seconds of her life. Continue Reading »

While surfing the web I found pictures of Dannii Minogue. Now, I have nothing better to do than spend my days drinking coffee at Starbucks and using the public library computers for free, but finding pictures of someone that I have never heard of that doesn’t seem to show much of her body in pictures seems like a waste. Next. Continue Reading »

Since so many celebrities are pregnant these days (Jennifer Garner, Nicole Richie, Christina Aguilera, Demi Moore, and John Travolta) I thought it would be nice to see a non-stomach-bulging celebrity, we love Elisha Cuthbert. Continue Reading »

Some call her Christina Aguilera. Some call her Xtina. Some people never call her. Other people call her all the time and get restraining orders against them. That’s alright though, I can still yell at her from 500 yards away. Continue Reading »

Christina Aguilera seems to have more different looks than any other female celebrity in history. She could probably out act Groucho Marx without sound too. Continue Reading »

I’m pretty sure that God is confused looking at these pictures.
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I mean, she’s hot, but she’s in the water here, so she’s cool.  Never mind, just look at the pictures. Continue Reading »

She can be slutty, naughty, wholesome, sweet, beautiful, trashy, etc… everything but mine. She can’t be mine. Nope. Sorry Xtina, I’m saving myself for Jess Biel. Continue Reading »