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		<title>Diddy loves the rack</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2007/06/19/diddy-loves-the-rack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2007 15:02:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Diddy concentrates on Jessica Biel&#8217;s acting ability &#8211; I mean eyes look at the eyes.]]></description>
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		<title>Diet Water</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2007/06/18/diet-water/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 18:09:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>masturd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If retard empire ever opened up a store and started selling products we will be sure to stock diet water&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Ninja about to make an unhappy ending</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 17:31:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is not going to end well&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Hot mommy</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2007/06/18/hot-mommy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 17:28:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow now that&#8217;s just really, really impressive &#8211; wow.]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Cardboard Man!</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2007/06/07/im-cardboard-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 16:32:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take a few cardboard boxes and subtract your daily medication &#8211; and you&#8217;ve got cardboard man!]]></description>
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		<title>Bulldozer Meets Fire Hydrant</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2007/06/07/bulldozer-meets-fire-hydrant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 16:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>masturd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bulldozer pluse fire hydrant equals fun any way you look at it.]]></description>
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		<title>Fire Cannot Melt Steel</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2007/06/07/fire-cannot-melt-steel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 16:23:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Proof that burning fuel cannot melt metal and very solid structures &#8211; conspiracy theory this.]]></description>
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		<title>Peace The Old Fashioned Way</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2007/06/07/peace-the-old-fashioned-way/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 16:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How peace has been achieved for thousands of years &#8211; give it a chance!]]></description>
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		<title>Stickie Car</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2007/06/07/stickie-car/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 16:18:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>masturd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Several thousand stickies and a few hours of nothing better to do can result in an all time prank&#8230; nice.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Several thousand stickies and a few hours of nothing better to do can result in an all time prank&#8230; nice.<br />
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		<title>My First Motorcycle Picture</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2007/06/05/my-first-motorcycle-picture/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 23:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>masturd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boy photographing his first motorcycle, hey son how come I can&#8217;t see the motorcycle?]]></description>
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