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Retro pinup posters with modern day trashy celebrities

Michael — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 18:18:05 +0000

Today’s hottest females in pinup outfits and poses from the past.

Isabeli Fontana

Hayden Panettiere

Giovanna Mezzogiorno

Freida Pinto

Evangeline Lilly

Emily Blunt

Dita Von Teese

Christina Applegate

Christina Aguilera

Carla Gugino

Carice Van Houten

Brittany Murphy

Amy Adams

Amanda Seyfried

Alice Eve

Alice Braga

Alexis Bledel

Alexa Davalos

Abbie Cornish

Claudia Schiffer

Please welcome the better looking Lindsay

Michael — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:48:31 +0000

Lindsay was found online, though I’m not quite sure how she was found. One of the users on Flikr that goes by the handle diezel photography has Linsday’s photos available. I highly recommend checking out the rest of diezel’s pictures also.

diezel photography on Flikr

More than just a cracker

Michael — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:02:43 +0000

Heather Graham has the ability to seem sexy and totally desirable, but she hides that with this set of pictures which makes me glad that I stopped calling her (even if it was the cease-and-decist letter that made me initially stop).

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Hilary Duff is getting more edgy

Michael — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 09:34:31 +0000

Hilary Duff just did a small spread in Maxim magazine, definitely not enough for most people to see (in quantity of pictures or amount of skin). It’s interesting to see some pictures of celebs when they aren’t made up to look nearly perfect.

I will change religions for Sophie Monk

Michael — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 06:06:01 +0000

Sophie Monk is a model that has sang and acted. But she’s a model. Most sites will state she was a singer first, but when she looks like she does and she poses on CD covers nearly naked, it’s not because her singing is what attracts her audience to her.

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10 Things I Don’t Hate About You Julia

Michael — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:47:22 +0000

Well.. actually, there aren’t 10 pictures so I’m sort of lying. But if I were asked to come up with a list, I’m sure I could find a lot of reasons why I like Julia Stiles. She’s probably best described as a mix between Reese Witherspoon and Kirsten Dunst. Dunst is so annoying I’d kill myself before being with her.

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Not all Bar flies are created equal

Michael — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:03:42 +0000

Bar Refaeli is an Israeli model, known for her modeling work and for her relationship with actor Leonardo DiCaprio. Looking at Bar you couldn’t easily tell that she grew up on a horse ranch and that she would be twisted with DiCaprio, but sometimes the self-esteem of the most beautiful women is that low. No offense Leo.

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It’s not her eyes that people like

Michael — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:51:15 +0000

Would you know Jessica Biel just by her eyes? I’m sure that 80% of her fans didn’t even know that Jessica Biel has a false eye! It’s amazing that the talents Biel has have helped hide her hindering handicapped hindsight. Holy hell, hats ha hlot hof H’s. Anyway, if you get a chance to see Biel up close, don’t mention the eye thing, it disturbs her.

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This Brazilian is no bean

Michael — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:56:40 +0000

I’m not sure why so many people (girls and guys) like Adriana Lima. She looks a little odd to me and though she wouldn’t respond to my 128 letters and 4,330 emails, I know that she really does love me and just can’t admit to it. Goodbye Lima.

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Miranda Kerr is the Australian Angel

Michael — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:09:48 +0000

Sometimes all it takes to be a celebrity is to look hot and know how to smile. I’m not complaining, as I get to download files of girls that look hot and know how to smile. Here’s an example of that very thing, this is Miranda Kerr. She’ll be in your mind for a long time.

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