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Car accident increases traffic

socalzoner — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:56:59 +0000

I find it pretty damn rude that a car would get into an accident before I get close enough to take pictures but not too soon that causes me to wait in traffic. Very, very irresponsible. Do you have insurance?

MQ Power generators

socalzoner — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:21:01 +0000

It’s not just about having power, you need to know how to use it too. When you get MQ Power, you get… never mind. I’m not selling the things, I just found some and took some pictures.

What I do think is that they are expensive. The reason behind that is the that someone decided to put boots on the wheels.

What’s that across the parking lot, is that something of interest?

Why it’s three generators. I could use one of these for my house!

Uh-oh, those don’t look like they are ready to just roll away.

Hmm.. a boot. Did someone realize I was going to take them?

I’m not sure how to pick this lock, or if it’s a lock, or what do to about this.

Why did they boot all of these? There must be some bad people willing to steal them.

I wonder what would happen if I lick the wires and stand in water…

I kicked the boot a couple times, it didn’t move but my toe did. I think I need a toe cast.

That’s not just something for women (you know, it looks like a vacuum), it’s one might looking power connection.

Bearded woman drives the rainbow-mobile

socalzoner — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:55:20 +0000

I’m not a phobic of nearly anything (well, except for light and milk and germs and anything that smells) so I have no problems with gay people or their against-God’s-will-ways. Just joking, I’m gay too. Nobody at the party is happier than me.

Look in the distance, it appears that the Kia is a rainbow-mobile.

Wow, two rainbows. Guess there’s never enough efforts in trying to convince others.

This little guy seems annoyed (a Noid — get it?).

What do we have here? Seems the man in the relationship might be driving.

“Why hello there, are you gay?”

Yikes! I bet you could kick my ass.. you are definitely the man in ANY relationship.

Good thing those two rainbows are inside your car, I was afraid the two on the outside were misleading.

Rolls Royce Phantom in black

socalzoner — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:54:24 +0000

There will be about 10,000 Rolls Royce Phantoms built and then people will have to find something better to do with their $300,000 I guess. The body guard following the Rolls seemed upset about the picture taking, sorry Mustafa.

This picture wasn’t taken by me, though I wish that I had been there for this shoot.

What’s that car creeping up on me that I see in my side view mirror?

Wow, a Rolls Royce Phantom in black.. I have one of those too!

This car looks heavy, is heavy, and probably is worth more than my life.

Interesting grill. Very Rolls Royce like with the large grill and flat front.

The wheels seem to have weighted center caps to keep the “RR” from turning.

Suicide doors are something unique that hasn’t been seen since the TV show Entourage.

The rear of the car isn’t as impressive as the front (unlike the girl in the first picture).

The tail lights are pretty unimpressive.

At least remove the dealer’s frame and put something else, like “I BUY AND SELL SLAVES”.

This was the bodyguard who pointed as if to say “stop taking pictures” or just “grunt, grrrr”.