The average Retard can’t get enough of Alyssa Milano and I’m an average Retard, so I would know. If Alyssa asked me Who’s the Boss, I would answer that she was and hope for some sort of nasty punishment. Well.. besides having to buy $580 in VHS tapes and having to comb her arm hair. Continue Reading »

Though her career isn’t over yet there’s a good chance this Charmed one won’t be playing the leading lady anytime soon. Continue Reading »

Alyssa Milano might be taunting m, with her hair asking me Who’s The Boss after she shows her Charmed ways and gets me excited telling me she’s going Commando. I sure would like to give her my Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star. Continue Reading »