Charlize Theron

It’s a damn shame.. Charlize Theron actually auditioned for the lead role of the movie Showgirls (if you are male and haven’t seen Showgirls, you don’t like nudity). Continue Reading »

She may have been born in Benoni, Gauteng, and her mother’s name is Gerda but she’s still so far out of my league that I couldn’t get up the courage to awkwardly gawk at her in person. Continue Reading »

Apparently with makeup, a soft focus lens, no color, and no big breasted man next to her, Charlize Theron can pull off a great photoshoot. Continue Reading »

Charlize Theron admitted in an interview recently that she likes men with boobs (or at least she didn’t deny anything regarding this guy with chest squishies). Continue Reading »

Charlize Theron has a small set. Her man-broad in this picture might actually have larger chest squishies than she does. In fact, I’m pretty sure that they met while both shopping for the same size bra. Continue Reading »

Here’s Charlize Theron sporting the red lingerie. Continue Reading »

I’m not sure if it’s cold in here or just Charlize Theron. I can only imagine Fletch talking with Charlize asking if it is nipply. Continue Reading »

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