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Christina’s hair attacked by blender

Michael — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 16:22:23 +0000

When you think of Christina Aguilera, you probably don’t imagine a hot chick with crazy hair (do you even even imagine what her hair looks like, you furry). This photoshoot could be hotter if her hair wasn’t as crazy as my brother in the looney bin and if she wore less clothes. Nude Aguilera would be nice to see.

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Christina Aguilera from when she was still cute

Michael — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:34:42 +0000

If you have the opportunity to see Christina Aguilera in person, let her know that I would make love with her for the most miserable 25 seconds of her life.

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Christina Applegate is Not Married, Without Children

Michael — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 21:08:20 +0000

In the divorce Christina Applegate wound up getting like $7.5 million dollars. I’m pretty sure that she can support me in the lifestyle that I would like to become accustomed. Though having a new helmet for my scooter and a non-stale peanut butter sandwich should be easy to buy.

Christina Aguilera wants me.. bad!

Michael — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 22:07:20 +0000

Some call her Christina Aguilera. Some call her Xtina. Some people never call her. Other people call her all the time and get restraining orders against them. That’s alright though, I can still yell at her from 500 yards away.

Christina Aguilera Looking Wholesome

Michael — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 20:11:23 +0000

Christina Aguilera seems to have more different looks than any other female celebrity in history. She could probably out act Groucho Marx without sound too.

Christina Aguilera Is Naughty

Michael — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 14:06:41 +0000

I’m pretty sure that God is confused looking at these pictures.
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Christina Aguilera Is Cool

Michael — Sun, 08 Jul 2007 19:12:32 +0000

I mean, she’s hot, but she’s in the water here, so she’s cool. Never mind, just look at the pictures.

Christina Aguilera

Michael — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 14:39:14 +0000

She can be slutty, naughty, wholesome, sweet, beautiful, trashy, etc… everything but mine. She can’t be mine. Nope. Sorry Xtina, I’m saving myself for Jess Biel.