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BSFW = barely safe for work

Michael — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:08:10 +0000

Finally enough of Emily Scott. At least until I get more BSFW pictures. BSFW you ask? Well I can understand that there are NSFW and SFW, but what about the pictures that are teeter-tottering between those acronyms? That’s what my retarded friends and I call barely safe for work.

By God’s hand (and a doctor’s handywork)

Michael — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 21:52:06 +0000

Emily Scott has too big of chest squishies? What’s wrong with some of you? One of our greatest supporting sites has great users that we appreciate, but when I read a comment about her having too big of chest squishies I start to wonder what’s wrong with mankind.

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If God made a porn star

Michael — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 23:55:56 +0000

Emily Scott is one of the hottest women to grace the pages of RetardMedia as of this point (in the company of Jessica Biel, Hayden Panettiere, Brook). If God himself reached down from the heavens with his own possibly imaginary hand and made the most beautiful stunning creation of all time this would be it. If this were my mother I would still think about trying to make a move on her.