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Aleksandra is that girl

Michael — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 00:52:37 +0000

Sometimes the power of the Retard Media viewership is enough to help give love and support to those wonderful people that are displayed on this site. In this case, welcome Aleksandra. Though she doesn’t need anything from Retard Media, it never hurts to try.

After perusing some websites I kept coming across an image that was repeated on multiple sites but there was no credit for the picture and the subject of the picture was not identified. Since it is not considered stalking just to search out a person on the Internet (*as of the time of this post it is not illegal*) it was decided that the images and the website of Aleksandra, or Neon Lynxie, would be shared.

To view Aleksandra on Deviant.

Killer abs visit from Jennifer Nicole Lee

Michael — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 21:47:54 +0000

If you haven’t heard of Jennifer Nicole Lee yet, don’t worry about it, you either don’t need to know such things or are just being kept away from too much potential fapping. There’s more to Jennifer Nicole Lee than an annoying couple of children, she’s also a fitness model, actress, and author.

Of course Retard Media isn’t interested in that information, so check out the abs and other questionable pictures with minimal clothing.

If you want to find more about Jennifer Nicole Lee, you can visit her personal site, Wikipedia, or Google her.

From Russia with love… and sticks

Michael — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 22:47:09 +0000

Sure you know who Anastasia Luppova is because you are a world class billiards player that… no? Oh. Well, you must have seen Anastasia play on ESPN8, The Ocho. Not only does Anastasia yield a stick, she uses is it like a master.

Angel Faith

Michael — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 22:19:36 +0000

Some celebrities have names that are meant for stardom, not just the names they make up for themselves because of embarassment. I would like to welcome Angel Faith as the first Retard Media person in over a year to make the hit list!

Angel Faith is a singer from Los Angeles, California. Her career seems to have slowed or stopped according to her obvious traces found online, but that won’t stop Retard Media from trying to show the world Angel Faith. Angel, if you find this, come back!

For anyone interested in updating Retard Media about the happenings of Angel Faith, please let us know.

Official Site is officially unknown!
Angel Faith on Wikipedia
Angel Faith on MySpace

Effective communism marketing campaign

jerome — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:21:38 +0000

This year’s election does prove that with the right marketing Socialism will sell if marketed properly. The Chinese have picked up on this and have launched this very effective campaign targeting their young people.

Not all Bar flies are created equal

Michael — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:03:42 +0000

Bar Refaeli is an Israeli model, known for her modeling work and for her relationship with actor Leonardo DiCaprio. Looking at Bar you couldn’t easily tell that she grew up on a horse ranch and that she would be twisted with DiCaprio, but sometimes the self-esteem of the most beautiful women is that low. No offense Leo.

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It’s not her eyes that people like

Michael — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:51:15 +0000

Would you know Jessica Biel just by her eyes? I’m sure that 80% of her fans didn’t even know that Jessica Biel has a false eye! It’s amazing that the talents Biel has have helped hide her hindering handicapped hindsight. Holy hell, hats ha hlot hof H’s. Anyway, if you get a chance to see Biel up close, don’t mention the eye thing, it disturbs her.

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This Brazilian is no bean

Michael — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:56:40 +0000

I’m not sure why so many people (girls and guys) like Adriana Lima. She looks a little odd to me and though she wouldn’t respond to my 128 letters and 4,330 emails, I know that she really does love me and just can’t admit to it. Goodbye Lima.

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Shannen Doherty contracts overthirtyitis

jerome — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:41:04 +0000

Shannen Doherty was always my favorite looking girl on 90210 but lately she has contracted overthiryitis and is exhibiting zombie-type facial features in one of these pics but still looks good in the rest of them.

Zombie Time!

Miranda Kerr is the Australian Angel

Michael — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:09:48 +0000

Sometimes all it takes to be a celebrity is to look hot and know how to smile. I’m not complaining, as I get to download files of girls that look hot and know how to smile. Here’s an example of that very thing, this is Miranda Kerr. She’ll be in your mind for a long time.

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