Retarded tour of the web complete with retarded commentary.

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Hayden Panettiere responds to an internet poll which asked if she could wear actual garbage and still inspire men to spend alone time with their computers – she wins! Continue Reading »

Hayden Panettiere from some award show and gets some award shaped like a man’s junk. Then continues to play with it, I think I need some alone time. Continue Reading »

Hayden Panettiere at the Genlux photoshoot! Yeh, you are as excited as I was until I learned that Hayden is wearing so many clothes that this should be deemed not fun for work.  Worse than that is having Hayden at your photoshoot and not have her lick something (you’ve seen how she likes to lick things). Continue Reading »

These photos of Hayden Panettiere prove that Claire Bennet is the hottest cheerleader ever (which is saying something since I have some Raiderette pictures to share). Continue Reading »

These pictures are from a Hayden Panettiere photoshoot. Unfortunately there is no information about who did the photoshoot.. if there was we could ask why she’s wearing so much clothing. Continue Reading »

Hayden Panettiere is 18 years old so it seems like a good time to be photographed in a wet t-shirt. Was there a wet t-shirt contest with celebrity beauties that everyone missed? Continue Reading »

Hayden Panettiere is now offically legal for sharing herself in a way which I haven’t yet known (but I’m only in my 30′s, so there’s still time). These pictures were taken on her 18th birthday outside of the David Letterman studios. Continue Reading »

Hayden Panettiere either a milk mustache or someone committed a statutory crime.
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Showing everyone that she’s an everyday kind of girl, Hayden Panettiere is shown here shopping at Best Buy. I like that she’s out and about, accessible to the world. In a couple weeks the restraining order will be expired.. “Hello again Hayden!” Continue Reading »