Hayden Panettiere

Why is it that nobody can get a bikini slip from Hayden Panettiere? I mean, there must be 10,000 pictures of Hayden at the beach within the last two weeks. I’m guessing that the rumors of Hayden being pregnant are false based on her current physique. Continue Reading »

Time is approaching when all the inappropriate comments about Hayden Panettiere won’t be quite as creapy, as she’s turning 18. When a broad goes from being 17 to 18 years old, something happens. Illegal to legal is a wonderful thing. Continue Reading »

I’m sure that Hayden is just proud to have lost any baby fat at this point and just wants to show it off.  I hope the goofball with her isn’t a boyfriend and just some hitch hiker that she picked up on the way to the beach. Continue Reading »

Here’s Heros star Hayden Panattiere at the beach. Seems that she’s been spending a lot of time at the beach. Maybe I should start hanging at the beach. When Hayden and I get together, I’m sure that Jess Biel will get way jealous. Continue Reading »

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