Hilary Swank

When I was in high school there was a girl that I had the biggest crush on. Later in life our paths crossed and she looked incredibly like Hilary Swank, only she didn’t have that annoying personality that made me want to punch her in the face repeatedly. Umm.. Never mind that last statement. Continue Reading »

Alright, so if Hilary Swank was a mom she would make the MILF club.  I say that because her hips are well proportioned to have kids. Damn movie Kingpin keeps coming to mind, where the Amish guy says to Woody Harrelson’s character “I didn’t want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn’t have more than 6 or 7 children!”. Continue Reading »

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