If Lindsey Lohan could quit screwing up her life for five minutes, take a couple of acting lessons, and get three times hotter this could be her. Seriously, I’d tag team both Earl and his retarded brother for thirty seconds to disappoint her. If trailer parks had royalty she’d be queen, and since most rednecks can’t spell most of them would assume she was Elvis’ daughter and crown her. Continue Reading »

Pretty, yes. Doable, hell yes. Great actress, well… Jaime Pressly is totally not in my league (or species) but if I evolve, I’ll totally start hanging out close to her and ignoring all the stupid restraining orders. Most notable as of recently for her part as Joy Turner on My Name Is Earl. Continue Reading »