Jennifer Aniston

The good news is that there are pictures of Jennifer Aniston surfing. The bad news is they were taken by someone so far away I think they were obeying some sort of restraining order. Continue Reading »

I’m guessing that she decided to change her look from being “cute” to being “nasty” to being “hot”.  I’m liking the hot look.  Now Jenn and I can be friends. Continue Reading »

Sometimes she can look really good.  Sometimes she can look not so good.  You decide which this is, I’ve already decided (and moved on, looking for good Jess Biel pictures). Continue Reading »

I mean, she’s not friends with me.  I’m sure that she made friends with parts of Brad Pitt at one point.  She was much cuter back when she was on Friends.  I wonder if she had a time machine would she go back in time and kill Angelina or beg for more Friends episodes. Continue Reading »

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