Would you know Jessica Biel just by her eyes? I’m sure that 80% of her fans didn’t even know that Jessica Biel has a false eye! It’s amazing that the talents Biel has have helped hide her hindering handicapped hindsight. Holy hell, hats ha hlot hof H’s. Anyway, if you get a chance to see Biel up close, don’t mention the eye thing, it disturbs her. Continue Reading »

Pretty sure these ugly clothes are made of a curtain from a Holiday Inn somewhere or my grandma wore them sometime in the 70′s and Jessica Biel still looks hot in them – now that is a the mark of a truly beautiful woman.
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On location filming a new movie, Jessica Biel is looking quite insane. I’ve seen this look before, I think it was when my girlfriend was being brought back to her padded room. She really is my girlfriend. Really. I’m her only visitor, so she’s mine. Continue Reading »

I’m sure that Jess wouldn’t check out a site that labels itself as “retarded”, but it should be about love and not looks or names.  Right? Continue Reading »

Jessica Biel had photos taken for GQ, I have been unable to find someone to bribe for the high resolutions shot so far but I have grabbed some decent quality shots. Continue Reading »

I’m not sure what sort of strange powers that Jessica Biel has, but they seems to enslave a large percentage of straight men (and I mean straight in multiple ways). Continue Reading »