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It’s not her eyes that people like

Michael — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:51:15 +0000

Would you know Jessica Biel just by her eyes? I’m sure that 80% of her fans didn’t even know that Jessica Biel has a false eye! It’s amazing that the talents Biel has have helped hide her hindering handicapped hindsight. Holy hell, hats ha hlot hof H’s. Anyway, if you get a chance to see Biel up close, don’t mention the eye thing, it disturbs her.

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Jessica Biel makes ugly clothes look good

jerome — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 16:16:08 +0000

Pretty sure these ugly clothes are made of a curtain from a Holiday Inn somewhere or my grandma wore them sometime in the 70′s and Jessica Biel still looks hot in them – now that is a the mark of a truly beautiful woman.

Jessica Biel paid to be insane

Michael — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 14:34:46 +0000

On location filming a new movie, Jessica Biel is looking quite insane. I’ve seen this look before, I think it was when my girlfriend was being brought back to her padded room. She really is my girlfriend. Really. I’m her only visitor, so she’s mine.

Jessica Biel always smokin’ hot

Michael — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 22:20:53 +0000

I’m sure that Jess wouldn’t check out a site that labels itself as “retarded”, but it should be about love and not looks or names. Right?

Jessica Biel In GQ

Michael — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 17:27:09 +0000

Jessica Biel had photos taken for GQ, I have been unable to find someone to bribe for the high resolutions shot so far but I have grabbed some decent quality shots.

Jessica Biel

Michael — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 17:15:46 +0000

I’m not sure what sort of strange powers that Jessica Biel has, but they seems to enslave a large percentage of straight men (and I mean straight in multiple ways).

She is just stunning.. I don’t make much money (damn internship), I don’t look good (the helmet hair from bus rides is a problem), I have nasty body odors, but I would be happy to serve Jessica Biel in any way possible (mommy says I have potential and daddy says I’m a great foot stool).

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