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There are hot girls. Hotter girls. And then the ultra super amazingly hot girls. I haven’t seen many pictures of Naomi Watts, so I’m not sure where she use to fall in the scale, but for now, I’ll put her mid-tier. She probably was in the ultra category at one point, but I need more skin to judge. Continue Reading »

It looks like the quickly aging Rose McGowan is trying to trade on her looks before it’s too late. Don’t worry Rose, at least the Rose McGowan doll you have won’t look like it’s aging. Continue Reading »

Marisa Miller is known having pictures taken of herself. There’s nothing wrong with that of course, that’s why this post is being made. After being an model I don’t think she has much to offer, as she’s not landing Stewie Griffin or Eddie Griffin but did marry Griffin Guess. Continue Reading »

Just when you thought that the life of Tori Spelling was over (just because her mom paid over $40 million for an apartment and Tori didn’t get anything), she reappears with pictures of someone else’s body in a bikini with her head photoshopped on. Nice job art department! Continue Reading »

The French have some serious problems. The smells, the inability to speak properly, the smells. But when the French do something right it’s worth admiring. And you should admire some pictures of Linda Hardy because she’s French. And doesn’t smell. Continue Reading »

When you are female, not disabled, and have a contract with Revlon Cosmetics company there’s a good chance an average guy has ruined someone’s sock or wash cloth over your pictures. Jennifer Lamiraqui should look to getting into a deal with a towel manufacturer. Continue Reading »

Carmen Electra is getting just a little older, day-by-day. You can see this clearly whenever there are paparazzi pictures. I’m sure that with her unchanged acting ability and current aging rate, hot pictures of Carmen will soon be remembered like Farrah Fawcett. Continue Reading »

Clueless as to who Brittany Murphy is, I don’t blame you. She use to be a potentially hot girl, but somewhere along the line I think that Cristina Ricci stole the look that Murphy was going to use, leaving Murphy to just stand around and look lost. Continue Reading »

I don’t usually find tall and lanky women appealing, and thankfully Beth Ostrosky helps me keep that opinion the same. I’m not sure why Howard Stern would settle for this when there are much hotter women available. Perhaps Beth just knows how to use her tongue? Continue Reading »

You might not be a computer geek unless you’ve seen pictures of Jennifer Lamiraqui desktop images. Of course as a computer geek you won’t know who she is, but you will recognize her desktops from the major wallpaper sites. For the rest of the population, Lamiraqui has a small cult following. Continue Reading »

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