I don’t usually find tall and lanky women appealing, and thankfully Beth Ostrosky helps me keep that opinion the same. I’m not sure why Howard Stern would settle for this when there are much hotter women available. Perhaps Beth just knows how to use her tongue? Continue Reading »

You might not be a computer geek unless you’ve seen pictures of Jennifer Lamiraqui desktop images. Of course as a computer geek you won’t know who she is, but you will recognize her desktops from the major wallpaper sites. For the rest of the population, Lamiraqui has a small cult following. Continue Reading »

Irina Sheik is from Russia and though she isn’t with love, she does have a pictorial in the SI Swimsuit Issues in 2007 and 2008 (and with 2009 coming up, she’ll probably be peering her face again soon). I’m happy that this site has finally got a Sheik on it. Continue Reading »

I’m not sure what it is. I can’t actually get any girl to like me due to many reason that you could physically see, not to mention how blind dates reject me over the phone. I am about to make a comment on how though Megan Fox is totally hot, but I couldn’t do anything with her unless she wore gloves on those man-ish hands. Continue Reading »

Sometimes when girls are too skinny there’s a reason to use black and white photos.. so that you can’t see the details of their pale and pasty skin. I’ll take a real girl over a boy-look-a-like anytime. Continue Reading »

Retarded tour of the web complete with retarded commentary.

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Chinese prove they can make more than just substandard quality projects and pollution… Continue Reading »

Welcome Daniella Bae, or as she is known at One Model Place as Dani Bae. Dani has been on TV, in print, in dreams, and of course now makes it in the big time at Retard Media – ha ha! Continue Reading »

Having seriously hot models pose for you must be like a dream come true. I’m sure the photographer was professional (or gay) though. I’m just going to ask when a calendar of CJ will be available. Continue Reading »

Let me know if you have ever had the pleasure of talking with Haley Hart. I haven’t had a single chance to say anything to her and I’m pretty sure since my ankle bracelet won’t come off easily, it’ll be another month before I have a chance to get away from the house again. Continue Reading »