Retard Media » Vanessa Marcil http://retardmedia.com Tue, 10 Jan 2012 20:00:53 +0000 en hourly 1 Vanessa Marcil had possibilities http://retardmedia.com/2007/11/01/vanessa-marcil-had-possibilities/ http://retardmedia.com/2007/11/01/vanessa-marcil-had-possibilities/#comments Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:35:29 +0000 Michael http://retardmedia.com/2007/11/01/vanessa-marcil-had-possibilities/ If you can get past some of Vanessa’s faults, she would make for a great imaginary girlfriend.

The areas I’m not able to imagine my way past:

  • she was born Sally Vanessa Ortiz, and once an Ortiz always an Ortiz;
  • her mother is an herbalist;
  • she dated former Beverly Hills 90210 castmate Brian Austin Green;
  • what was that other thing… hmm… oh ya, she married Pee Wee Herman (pre movie theater Pee Wee).

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