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		<title>Xenia visiting from Maldova</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2012/04/17/xenia-visiting-from-maldova/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Babes]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Xenia Deli]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was a wild Internet search that yielded a partial picture of Ksenija that turned into Ksenia which lead to Xenia Deli, the woman who will now be able to list Retard Media as a stalker fan! Quick stats for those that are more curious about facts than figures (not figures but the other figures): [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was a wild Internet search that yielded a partial picture of Ksenija that turned into Ksenia which lead to Xenia Deli, the woman who will now be able to list Retard Media as a stalker fan!<span id="more-1014"></span></p>
<p>Quick stats for those that are more curious about facts than figures (not <em>figures</em> but the other <em>figures</em>):</p>
<p>Nationality: Moldovan<br />
Hair color: Brown<br />
Eye color: Green<br />
Date of birth: October 27th, 1989<br />
Place of birth: Basarabeasca, Tighina, Moldova<br />
Height: 5’7? – 170cm<br />
Measurements: (US) 32-22-33 – (EU) 81-56-84<br />
Dress size: (US) 4 – (EU) 34<br />
Shoe size: (US) 6 – (EU) 36 – (UK) 3.5<br />
Agencies:<br />
    Elite Model Management – Los Angeles<br />
    Elite Model Management – Miami<br />
    Boss Model Management – South Africa<br />
Advertisements: Beach Bunny, Fredericks of Hollywood<br />
Notes:<br />
    She won the 2011 Beach Bunny model search.</p>
<p>And now&#8230; </p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Xenia-Deli-(1).jpg" alt="Xenia Deli" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Xenia-Deli-(2).jpg" alt="Xenia Deli" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Xenia-Deli-(3).jpg" alt="Xenia Deli" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Xenia-Deli-(4).jpg" alt="Xenia Deli" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Xenia-Deli-(5).jpg" alt="Xenia Deli" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Xenia-Deli-(6).jpg" alt="Xenia Deli" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Xenia-Deli-(7).jpg" alt="Xenia Deli" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Xenia-Deli-(8).jpg" alt="Xenia Deli" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Xenia-Deli-(9).jpg" alt="Xenia Deli" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Xenia-Deli-(10).jpg" alt="Xenia Deli" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Xenia-Deli-(11).jpg" alt="Xenia Deli" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Xenia-Deli-(12).jpg" alt="Xenia Deli" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Xenia-Deli-(13).jpg" alt="Xenia Deli" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Xenia-Deli-(14).jpg" alt="Xenia Deli" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Xenia-Deli-(15).jpg" alt="Xenia Deli" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Xenia-Deli-(16).jpg" alt="Xenia Deli" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Xenia-Deli-(17).jpg" alt="Xenia Deli" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Xenia-Deli-(18).jpg" alt="Xenia Deli" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Xenia-Deli-(19).jpg" alt="Xenia Deli" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Xenia-Deli-(20).jpg" alt="Xenia Deli" /></p>
<p>If you want some help finding more on Xenia, here are a quick pre-set searches for you: <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=Xenia+Deli&#038;ie=utf-8&#038;oe=utf-8&#038;aq=t&#038;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&#038;client=firefox-a" title="Xenia on Google" target="_blank">Xenia on Google</a>, <a href="http://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=ArvBRTkZicNV7s5g8dsgOOubvZx4?p=Xenia+Deli&#038;toggle=1&#038;cop=mss&#038;ei=UTF-8&#038;fr=yfp-t-701" title="Xenia on Yahoo!" target="_blank">Xenia on Yahoo</a>, <a href="http://www.bing.com/search?q=Xenia+Deli&#038;qs=n&#038;form=QBLH&#038;pq=xenia+deli&#038;sc=7-10&#038;sp=-1&#038;sk=" title="Xenia on Bing" target="_blank">Xenia on Bing</a>.</p>
<p>Xenia has some really high resolution pictures available, just search for &#8216;em.</p>
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		<title>Retarded tour of the web 4/16</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2012/04/16/retarded-tour-of-the-web-416/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 19:37:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Web Tour]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s retard tour of the web in pictures with retarded commentaryisms. Some countries don&#8217;t have proper concrete for paving roads. The cats on the bottom are a little slow to catch up with what&#8217;s worth watching. Pretty sure my sister isn&#8217;t the virgin she pretends to be&#8230; Nearly a perfect pushup, only Lou Ferrigno can [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today&#8217;s retard tour of the web in pictures with retarded commentaryisms.<br />
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<p>Some countries don&#8217;t have proper concrete for paving roads.</p>
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<p>The cats on the bottom are a little slow to catch up with what&#8217;s worth watching.</p>
<div id="picname-02"></div>
<p>Pretty sure my sister isn&#8217;t the virgin she pretends to be&#8230;</p>
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<p>Nearly a perfect pushup, only Lou Ferrigno can do better.</p>
<div id="picname-04"></div>
<p>I was kicked out of chorus for replacing Mozart with chopsticks.</p>
<div id="picname-05"></div>
<p>My aunt looks like a walrus when she&#8217;s laughing.</p>
<div id="picname-06"></div>
<p>Sometimes my desktop gets a little messy.</p>
<div id="picname-07"></div>
<p>I didn&#8217;t see Abe write this but I heard it was just a few minutes before I arrived.</p>
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<p>Less than the 1% of the 1% of the 2% care about this picture, but still are smart enough to know what it says.</p>
<div id="picname-09"></div>
<p>My cake reminds me of my web surfing history.</p>
<div id="picname-10"></div>
<p>Now I understand why MS Word always tries to correct my grammar.</p>
<div id="picname-11"></div>
<p>When people ask me about my Facebook account, I send them this.</p>
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<p>Even if I wasn&#8217;t on the Internet since the early 1990&#8242;s I still wouldn&#8217;t remember my first email address.</p>
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<p>I&#8217;ve been looking all over for &#8220;c&#8221; but haven&#8217;t found any of them, I need 150 C or just 50 if I can make up my mind.</p>
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<p>Randy Moss has his own reason to celebrate the Raider&#8217;s life.</p>
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<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure that these girls are afraid of needles and hate art.</p>
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<p>I&#8217;m not sure what&#8217;s wrong with her face but at least she&#8217;s distracting you from it, unlike the next girl&#8230;</p>
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<p>Not even with two thumbs up and a 6-pack of Jager.</p>
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<p>Maybe I shouldn&#8217;t have used the generic version of Cool Whip when convincing a girl to wear a whip cream bikini.</p>
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<p>My finger was hurting so I decided to end it&#8217;s life.</p>
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		<title>Retarded tour of the web 4/6</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2012/04/06/retarded-tour-of-the-web-46/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 09:33:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s retard tour of the web in pictures with retarded commentaryisms. Why do girls always try different camoflage to get away from me? Recession hits hard and creativity grows, including dressing in $.08 recycled 2-liter bottles. If Smurfs were meant to give you nightmares. Wars are wars, even if it&#8217;s Star Wars. My friends swear [...]]]></description>
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<p>Why do girls always try different camoflage to get away from me?</p>
<div id="picname-01"></div>
<p>Recession hits hard and creativity grows, including dressing in $.08 recycled 2-liter bottles.</p>
<div id="picname-02"></div>
<p>If Smurfs were meant to give you nightmares.</p>
<div id="picname-03"></div>
<p>Wars are wars, even if it&#8217;s Star Wars.</p>
<div id="picname-04"></div>
<p>My friends swear I look like my pet.</p>
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<p>I gave up trying to make a turducken.</p>
<div id="picname-06"></div>
<p>All heavy metal bands have similar logos.</p>
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<p>The original Hannibal Lector just made people sexual instead of scared.</p>
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<p>What is and what is not happening in this picture?<br />
(<em>dirt-like-substance</em> around monitor, cat stretching, girl w/pants down, etc&#8230;)</p>
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<p>This woman dresses like Angelina Jolie for Halloween.</p>
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<p>I like the SpongeBob backpack (<a href="http://retardmedia.com/2012/04/05/therese-charlotte-imported-for-your-pleasure/" target="_blank">see more of the girl in this picture</a>)</p>
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<p>Even self-shot mirror pictures have product placement. Oxy?</p>
<div id="picname-12"></div>
<p>Ever since I started stretching I&#8217;ve been much, much more flexible.</p>
<div id="picname-13"></div>
<p>Why must good sunflowers die every year to this waste&#8230; take it off immediately!</p>
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<p>I can&#8217;t find any more cabinet space, it&#8217;s time to upgrade my kitchen.</p>
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<p><em>How to disable a woman</em> seems like it might not be quite politically correct.</p>
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<p>&#8220;Light police car on fire, check. Start stripping naked, check. Break out a tune on instrument while skipping away&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<div id="picname-17"></div>
<p>This might not be the best way to settle the soda wars.</p>
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<p>Sometimes it&#8217;s easier to eat some McDonalds when you&#8217;re sharing it with friends.</p>
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<p>I&#8217;m almost finished filling my pool for the weekend of relaxation&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Therese Charlotte imported for your pleasure</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2012/04/05/therese-charlotte-imported-for-your-pleasure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 20:41:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Babes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Actually, there is not much of a chance that before this site posted pictures of Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen that she would have wandered onto the site. Visitors to Retard Media do not accidentally show up, right? Well, welcome Therese, direct from not-America. First let me tell you that I found a single picture of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually, there is not much of a chance that before this site posted pictures of Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen that she would have wandered onto the site. Visitors to Retard Media do not accidentally show up, right? Well, welcome Therese, direct from not-America.<span id="more-1010"></span></p>
<p>First let me tell you that I found a single picture of Therese, that&#8217;s what led the search for her information. Not in a pervy bad way, more like a going-to-share-without-first-asking-permission.  So, without further blah blah here are the pictures.  When you finish going through the pictures and want to to see (and maybe read) more, there are links to the common info for Therese (Facebook, personal blog, etc&#8230;).</p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Therese-Charlotte-Margrethe-Nielsen-(07).jpg" alt="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Therese-Charlotte-Margrethe-Nielsen-(02).jpg" alt="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Therese-Charlotte-Margrethe-Nielsen-(03).jpg" alt="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Therese-Charlotte-Margrethe-Nielsen-(04).jpg" alt="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Therese-Charlotte-Margrethe-Nielsen-(06).jpg" alt="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Therese-Charlotte-Margrethe-Nielsen-(05).jpg" alt="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Therese-Charlotte-Margrethe-Nielsen-(08).jpg" alt="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Therese-Charlotte-Margrethe-Nielsen-(11).jpg" alt="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Therese-Charlotte-Margrethe-Nielsen-(12).jpg" alt="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Therese-Charlotte-Margrethe-Nielsen-(14).jpg" alt="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Therese-Charlotte-Margrethe-Nielsen-(09).jpg" alt="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Therese-Charlotte-Margrethe-Nielsen-(15).jpg" alt="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Therese-Charlotte-Margrethe-Nielsen-(16).jpg" alt="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Therese-Charlotte-Margrethe-Nielsen-(20).jpg" alt="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Therese-Charlotte-Margrethe-Nielsen-(21).jpg" alt="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" /></p>
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<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Therese-Charlotte-Margrethe-Nielsen-(28).jpg" alt="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Therese-Charlotte-Margrethe-Nielsen-(38).jpg" alt="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Therese-Charlotte-Margrethe-Nielsen-(40).jpg" alt="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Therese-Charlotte-Margrethe-Nielsen-(41).jpg" alt="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Therese-Charlotte-Margrethe-Nielsen-(36).jpg" alt="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Therese-Charlotte-Margrethe-Nielsen-(37).jpg" alt="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/Therese-Charlotte-Margrethe-Nielsen-(33).jpg" alt="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" /></p>
<p><a href="http://tcmn.blogg.no/" title="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" target="_blank">Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen personal blog</a></p>
<p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/tcmnbloggno/166029636762203" title="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen" target="_blank">Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen Facebook</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/tcmnpia" title="Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen on YouTube" target="_blank">Therese Charlotte Margrethe Nielsen YouTube</a></p>
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		<title>Retarded tour of the web 4/1</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2012/04/01/retarded-tour-of-the-web-41-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 07:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Web Tour]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s retard tour of the web in pictures with retarded commentaryisms. My cat practices kung fu and jujitsu so the neighborhood robots are no match. What happened to being happy when a tree looks like a tree? Who watches all this and just takes pictures? I knew there was a sane and rational explanation for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today&#8217;s retard tour of the web in pictures with retarded commentaryisms.<br />
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<p>My cat practices kung fu and jujitsu so the neighborhood robots are no match.</p>
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<p>What happened to being happy when a tree looks like a tree?</p>
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<p>Who watches all this and just takes pictures?</p>
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<p>I knew there was a sane and rational explanation for zebra colors.</p>
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<p>This guy always makes his kids work while he enjoys relaxing.</p>
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<p>When I die I&#8217;m hoping not to have anyone do this to me in my coffin.</p>
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<p>Looks like someone stole the steering wheel from the other side.</p>
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<p>I convinced this woman that &#8220;Lamborghini&#8221; is Italian for <em>drive around naked</em>.</p>
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<p>I was too busy taking pictures of people having sex to have sex myself&#8230;</p>
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<p>&#8230; but at least I got a couple good sex pictures.</p>
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<p>Why a $2,000 boat looks better than a $150,000 Mercedes.</p>
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<p>I didn&#8217;t know the Transformers were into photobombing.</p>
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<p>The Chinese military train for all situations.</p>
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<p>If these kids were in Los Angeles the table would be filled with food stamps.</p>
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<p>Nobody understands my dad.</p>
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<p>The women bring the beer until they start looking good enough to be taken home.</p>
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<p>This is the original mastermind behind Unk&#8217;s <a href="www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxjZM-d_ShI" alt="Walk It Out on YouTube" target="_blank"><em>Walk It Out</em></a>.</p>
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<p>This is a future disgruntled employee that&#8217;s ready to act.</p>
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<p>This is the last time this boy was seen without being harassed for making the world&#8217;s worst face.</p>
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<p>The product placement in <a href="http://retardmedia.com/go/passion-of-the-christ.php" alt="passion of the christ"><em>Passion of The Christ</em></a> is so subtle.</p>
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		<title>Classic old Ford is an old Ford</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2012/03/20/classic-old-ford-is-an-old-ford/</link>
		<comments>http://retardmedia.com/2012/03/20/classic-old-ford-is-an-old-ford/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 21:41:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[While driving down some nicer streets on a trip across America a classic and old looking Ford came puttering up the street. The car drew the attention of many people because the car was clean, it was convertible, the sun was shining, and the car just looked cool. After a short conversation with the owner [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While driving down some nicer streets on a trip across America a classic and old looking Ford came puttering up the street. The car drew the attention of many people because the car was clean, it was convertible, the sun was shining, and the car just looked cool.<span id="more-1005"></span></p>
<p>After a short conversation with the owner (and her husband) I learned the car is something taken out on special occasions, like having fuel and nothing better to do.</p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/03/classic-ford-model-(1).jpg" alt"classic old Ford" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/03/classic-ford-model-(2).jpg" alt"classic old Ford" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/03/classic-ford-model-(3).jpg" alt"classic old Ford" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/03/classic-ford-model-(4).jpg" alt"classic old Ford" /></p>
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<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/03/classic-ford-model-(10).jpg" alt"classic old Ford" /></p>
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		<title>Unseen cigarette ads</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2012/02/20/unseen-cigarette-ads/</link>
		<comments>http://retardmedia.com/2012/02/20/unseen-cigarette-ads/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 22:08:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When people take the time to be creative and agencies or companies don&#8217;t do their responsible job of preventing the imaginative work to seep into the media, wonderful new advertisements come onto the web. Take a minute to see some creative anti-smoking ads. These aren&#8217;t the worst ads for cigarette smoking, but if you are [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When people take the time to be creative and agencies or companies don&#8217;t do their responsible job of preventing the imaginative work to seep into the media, wonderful new advertisements come onto the web. Take a minute to see some creative anti-smoking ads.<span id="more-1002"></span></p>
<p>These aren&#8217;t the worst ads for cigarette smoking, but if you are on the fence and might want to quit, these might actually have the staying power to help alter a mindset or two.</p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(1).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(2).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(3).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(4).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(5).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(6).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(7).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(8).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(9).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(10).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(11).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(12).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(13).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(14).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(15).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(16).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(17).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(18).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(19).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(20).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(21).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(22).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(23).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/cigarette-ads-(24).jpg" alt="new cigarette ads" /></p>
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		<title>Pin toy for full grown adults</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2012/02/14/pin-toy-for-full-grown-adults/</link>
		<comments>http://retardmedia.com/2012/02/14/pin-toy-for-full-grown-adults/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:51:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Technerd]]></category>
		<thumbnail>http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/pin-toy-for-adults-1-thumb.jpg</thumbnail>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://retardmedia.com/?p=1000</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This isn&#8217;t the site that usually puts up (any) images, especially with the advent of every other website out on the dub-dub-dub, it seems that adding the Retard Media of the world doesn&#8217;t seem to matter. Since there&#8217;s not enough intellect to stop though, please continue. Lulu Guinness isn&#8217;t the name of a new beer, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This isn&#8217;t the site that usually puts up (any) images, especially with the advent of every other website out on the dub-dub-dub, it seems that adding the Retard Media of the world doesn&#8217;t seem to matter. Since there&#8217;s not enough intellect to stop though, please continue.<span id="more-1000"></span></p>
<p>Lulu Guinness isn&#8217;t the name of a new beer, it is the name of the designer of the full size pin toy.</p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/pin-toy-for-adults-1(0).jpg" alt="grown up pin toy" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/pin-toy-for-adults-1(1).jpg" alt="grown up pin toy" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/pin-toy-for-adults-1(2).jpg" alt="grown up pin toy" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/pin-toy-for-adults-1(3).jpg" alt="grown up pin toy" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/pin-toy-for-adults-1(4).jpg" alt="grown up pin toy" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/02/pin-toy-for-adults-1(5).jpg" alt="grown up pin toy" /></p>
<p>You can read more on <a href="http://blog.luluguinness.com/blog/11-05-24/See_Lulu_s_Pin_Up_impression.aspx" target="_blank">Lulu&#8217;s blog</a>.</p>
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		<title>White room destoyed by colored stickers</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2012/01/09/white-room-destoyed-by-colored-stickers/</link>
		<comments>http://retardmedia.com/2012/01/09/white-room-destoyed-by-colored-stickers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 23:16:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Workplace]]></category>
		<thumbnail>http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/01/the-obliteration-room-yayoi-kusama-thumb.jpg</thumbnail>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://retardmedia.com/?p=998</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This isn&#8217;t really about destroying a white room, it is a series of photos showing what happens when people with a white room and colorful stickers let other people come play without limitations of graffiti or public decency. Source]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This isn&#8217;t really about destroying a white room, it is a series of photos showing what happens when people with a white room and colorful stickers let other people come play without limitations of graffiti or public decency.<span id="more-998"></span></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/01/the-obliteration-room-yayoi-kusama-3.jpg" title="The Obliteration Room by Yahoi Kusama" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/01/the-obliteration-room-yayoi-kusama-4.jpg" title="The Obliteration Room by Yahoi Kusama" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/01/the-obliteration-room-yayoi-kusama-5.jpg" title="The Obliteration Room by Yahoi Kusama" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/01/the-obliteration-room-yayoi-kusama-6.jpg" title="The Obliteration Room by Yahoi Kusama" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/01/the-obliteration-room-yayoi-kusama-7.jpg" title="The Obliteration Room by Yahoi Kusama" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/01/the-obliteration-room-yayoi-kusama-8.jpg" title="The Obliteration Room by Yahoi Kusama" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/01/the-obliteration-room-yayoi-kusama-10.jpg" title="The Obliteration Room by Yahoi Kusama" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/01/the-obliteration-room-yayoi-kusama-11.jpg" title="The Obliteration Room by Yahoi Kusama" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/01/the-obliteration-room-yayoi-kusama-12.jpg" title="The Obliteration Room by Yahoi Kusama" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/01/the-obliteration-room-yayoi-kusama-13.jpg" title="The Obliteration Room by Yahoi Kusama" /></p>
<p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/01/05/yayoi-kusama-exhibition-the-obliteration-room_n_1186163.html" target="_blank">Source</a></p>
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		<title>Aleksandra is that girl</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2011/12/05/aleksandra-is-that-girl/</link>
		<comments>http://retardmedia.com/2011/12/05/aleksandra-is-that-girl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 00:52:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Babes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category>
		<thumbnail>http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1-thumb.jpg</thumbnail>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes the power of the Retard Media viewership is enough to help give love and support to those wonderful people that are displayed on this site. In this case, welcome Aleksandra. Though she doesn&#8217;t need anything from Retard Media, it never hurts to try. After perusing some websites I kept coming across an image that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes the power of the Retard Media viewership is enough to help give love and support to those wonderful people that are displayed on this site. In this case, welcome Aleksandra. Though she doesn&#8217;t need anything from Retard Media, it never hurts to try.<span id="more-996"></span></p>
<p>After perusing some websites I kept coming across an image that was repeated on multiple sites but there was no credit for the picture and the subject of the picture was not identified. Since it is not considered stalking just to search out a person on the Internet (*as of the time of this post it is not illegal*) it was decided that the images and the website of Aleksandra, or Neon Lynxie, would be shared.</p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(25).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(1).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(2).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(3).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(6).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(10).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(15).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(20).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(28).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(30).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(31).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(32).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(33).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(42).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p>To view <a href="http://neonlynxie.deviantart.com/" target="_blank">Aleksandra on Deviant</a>.</p>
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