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		<title>White room destoyed by colored stickers</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2012/01/09/white-room-destoyed-by-colored-stickers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 23:16:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Workplace]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This isn&#8217;t really about destroying a white room, it is a series of photos showing what happens when people with a white room and colorful stickers let other people come play without limitations of graffiti or public decency. Source]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This isn&#8217;t really about destroying a white room, it is a series of photos showing what happens when people with a white room and colorful stickers let other people come play without limitations of graffiti or public decency.<span id="more-998"></span></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/01/the-obliteration-room-yayoi-kusama-3.jpg" title="The Obliteration Room by Yahoi Kusama" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/01/the-obliteration-room-yayoi-kusama-4.jpg" title="The Obliteration Room by Yahoi Kusama" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/01/the-obliteration-room-yayoi-kusama-5.jpg" title="The Obliteration Room by Yahoi Kusama" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/01/the-obliteration-room-yayoi-kusama-6.jpg" title="The Obliteration Room by Yahoi Kusama" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/01/the-obliteration-room-yayoi-kusama-7.jpg" title="The Obliteration Room by Yahoi Kusama" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/01/the-obliteration-room-yayoi-kusama-8.jpg" title="The Obliteration Room by Yahoi Kusama" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/01/the-obliteration-room-yayoi-kusama-10.jpg" title="The Obliteration Room by Yahoi Kusama" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/01/the-obliteration-room-yayoi-kusama-11.jpg" title="The Obliteration Room by Yahoi Kusama" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/01/the-obliteration-room-yayoi-kusama-12.jpg" title="The Obliteration Room by Yahoi Kusama" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2012/01/the-obliteration-room-yayoi-kusama-13.jpg" title="The Obliteration Room by Yahoi Kusama" /></p>
<p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/01/05/yayoi-kusama-exhibition-the-obliteration-room_n_1186163.html" target="_blank">Source</a></p>
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		<title>Aleksandra is that girl</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2011/12/05/aleksandra-is-that-girl/</link>
		<comments>http://retardmedia.com/2011/12/05/aleksandra-is-that-girl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 00:52:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Babes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes the power of the Retard Media viewership is enough to help give love and support to those wonderful people that are displayed on this site. In this case, welcome Aleksandra. Though she doesn&#8217;t need anything from Retard Media, it never hurts to try. After perusing some websites I kept coming across an image that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes the power of the Retard Media viewership is enough to help give love and support to those wonderful people that are displayed on this site. In this case, welcome Aleksandra. Though she doesn&#8217;t need anything from Retard Media, it never hurts to try.<span id="more-996"></span></p>
<p>After perusing some websites I kept coming across an image that was repeated on multiple sites but there was no credit for the picture and the subject of the picture was not identified. Since it is not considered stalking just to search out a person on the Internet (*as of the time of this post it is not illegal*) it was decided that the images and the website of Aleksandra, or Neon Lynxie, would be shared.</p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(25).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(1).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(2).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(3).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(6).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(10).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(15).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(20).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(28).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(30).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(31).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(32).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(33).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/12/Aleksandra-Neon-Lynxie-1(42).jpg" title="Aleksandra - Neon Lynxie" /></p>
<p>To view <a href="http://neonlynxie.deviantart.com/" target="_blank">Aleksandra on Deviant</a>.</p>
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		<title>Killer abs visit from Jennifer Nicole Lee</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2011/10/31/killer-abs-visit-from-jennifer-nicole-lee/</link>
		<comments>http://retardmedia.com/2011/10/31/killer-abs-visit-from-jennifer-nicole-lee/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 21:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Babes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jennifer Nicole Lee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you haven&#8217;t heard of Jennifer Nicole Lee yet, don&#8217;t worry about it, you either don&#8217;t need to know such things or are just being kept away from too much potential fapping. There&#8217;s more to Jennifer Nicole Lee than an annoying couple of children, she&#8217;s also a fitness model, actress, and author. Of course Retard [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you haven&#8217;t heard of Jennifer Nicole Lee yet, don&#8217;t worry about it, you either don&#8217;t need to know such things or are just being kept away from too much potential fapping.<span id="more-990"></span> There&#8217;s more to Jennifer Nicole Lee than an annoying couple of children, she&#8217;s also a fitness model, actress, and author.</p>
<p>Of course Retard Media isn&#8217;t interested in that information, so check out the abs and other questionable pictures with minimal clothing.</p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/10/Jennifer-Nicole-Lee-1(1).jpg" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/10/Jennifer-Nicole-Lee-1(2).jpg" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/10/Jennifer-Nicole-Lee-1(3).jpg" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/10/Jennifer-Nicole-Lee-1(4).jpg" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/10/Jennifer-Nicole-Lee-1(5).jpg" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/10/Jennifer-Nicole-Lee-1(6).jpg" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/10/Jennifer-Nicole-Lee-1(7).jpg" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/10/Jennifer-Nicole-Lee-1(8).jpg" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/10/Jennifer-Nicole-Lee-1(9).jpg" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/10/Jennifer-Nicole-Lee-1(10).jpg" /></p>
<p>If you want to find more about Jennifer Nicole Lee, you can visit her <a href="http://www.jennifernicolelee.com/" target="_blank">personal site</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Nicole_Lee" target="_blank">Wikipedia</a>, or Google her.</p>
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		<title>From Russia with love&#8230; and sticks</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2011/03/23/from-russia-with-love-and-sticks/</link>
		<comments>http://retardmedia.com/2011/03/23/from-russia-with-love-and-sticks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 22:47:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Babes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sure you know who Anastasia Luppova is because you are a world class billiards player that&#8230; no? Oh. Well, you must have seen Anastasia play on ESPN8, The Ocho. Not only does Anastasia yield a stick, she uses is it like a master.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sure you know who Anastasia Luppova is because you are a world class billiards player that&#8230; no? Oh. Well, you must have seen Anastasia play on ESPN8, <em>The Ocho</em>. Not only does Anastasia yield a stick, she uses is it like a master.<span id="more-873"></span></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Anastasia_Luppova_(01).jpg" alt="Anastasia Luppova"></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Anastasia_Luppova_(02).jpg" alt="Anastasia Luppova"></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Anastasia_Luppova_(03).jpg" alt="Anastasia Luppova"></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Anastasia_Luppova_(04).jpg" alt="Anastasia Luppova"></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Anastasia_Luppova_(05).jpg" alt="Anastasia Luppova"></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Anastasia_Luppova_(06).jpg" alt="Anastasia Luppova"></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Anastasia_Luppova_(07).jpg" alt="Anastasia Luppova"></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Anastasia_Luppova_(08).jpg" alt="Anastasia Luppova"></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Anastasia_Luppova_(09).jpg" alt="Anastasia Luppova"></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Anastasia_Luppova_(10).jpg" alt="Anastasia Luppova"></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Anastasia_Luppova_(11).jpg" alt="Anastasia Luppova"></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Anastasia_Luppova_(12).jpg" alt="Anastasia Luppova"></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Anastasia_Luppova_(13).jpg" alt="Anastasia Luppova"></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Anastasia_Luppova_(14).jpg" alt="Anastasia Luppova"></p>
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		<title>Angel Faith</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2011/03/07/angel-faith/</link>
		<comments>http://retardmedia.com/2011/03/07/angel-faith/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 22:19:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Babes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Some celebrities have names that are meant for stardom, not just the names they make up for themselves because of embarassment. I would like to welcome Angel Faith as the first Retard Media person in over a year to make the hit list! Angel Faith is a singer from Los Angeles, California. Her career seems [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some celebrities have names that are meant for stardom, not just the names they make up for themselves because of embarassment. I would like to welcome Angel Faith as the first Retard Media person in over a year to make the hit list!<span id="more-867"></span></p>
<p>Angel Faith is a singer from Los Angeles, California.  Her career seems to have slowed or stopped according to her obvious traces found online, but that won&#8217;t stop Retard Media from trying to show the world Angel Faith.  Angel, if you find this, come back!</p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Angel_Faith_001.jpg" border="0" alt="Angel Faith" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Angel_Faith_002.jpg" border="0" alt="Angel Faith" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Angel_Faith_003.jpg" border="0" alt="Angel Faith" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Angel_Faith_004.jpg" border="0" alt="Angel Faith" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Angel_Faith_005.jpg" border="0" alt="Angel Faith" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Angel_Faith_006.jpg" border="0" alt="Angel Faith" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Angel_Faith_007.jpg" border="0" alt="Angel Faith" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Angel_Faith_008.jpg" border="0" alt="Angel Faith" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Angel_Faith_009.jpg" border="0" alt="Angel Faith" /></p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2011/03/Angel_Faith_010.jpg" border="0" alt="Angel Faith" /></p>
<p>For anyone interested in updating Retard Media about the happenings of Angel Faith, please let us know.</p>
<p>Official Site is officially unknown!<br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_(singer)" target="_blank">Angel Faith on Wikipedia</a><br />
<a href="http://www.myspace.com/officialangelmyspace" target="_blank">Angel Faith on MySpace</a></p>
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		<title>Retard tour of the web 11/24</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2008/11/24/retard-tour-of-the-web-1124/</link>
		<comments>http://retardmedia.com/2008/11/24/retard-tour-of-the-web-1124/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:23:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jerome</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s retard tour of the web in pictures with retarded commentaryisms. Evil Knievel&#8217;s grand nephew Jeffrey was always a little slow. The old retardmobile was stolen so we had to get a new one. The only cooking I am OK with in the kitchen. Driving your woman on a Saturday really sucks in the third [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today&#8217;s retard tour of the web in pictures with retarded commentaryisms.<br />
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<p>Evil Knievel&#8217;s grand nephew Jeffrey was always a little slow.</p>
<div id="picname-01"></div>
<p>The old retardmobile was stolen so we had to get a new one.</p>
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<p>The only cooking I am OK with in the kitchen.</p>
<div id="picname-03"></div>
<p>Driving your woman on a Saturday really sucks in the third world.</p>
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<p>Needless to say my weird uncle Chris was let go after only one day as the choreographer for the local high school&#8217;s cheer team.</p>
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<p>My career as an accupuncturist may have been short-lived but was not without it&#8217;s own reward.</p>
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<p>Kosher and amphibious music making machine.</p>
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<p>Nope, it tastes like whale not tuna.</p>
<div id="picname-08"></div>
<p>The first guy was cool, the second one was just copying.</p>
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<p>We all leave my niece Bethany Anna alone once she breaks out the hand puppets and starts mumbling to herself how they will kill us.</p>
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<p>My sister in law heard the toilet seat was cleaner than the kitchen sink so she switched things around.</p>
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<p>Public Service Announcement: Most 65-year-olds will be dead before their kid&#8217;s graduation.</p>
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<p>The cool part is those are actually just high-tech sewing machines.</p>
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<p>Still less stupid to worship than a politician.</p>
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<p>She sounds cuter with the volume turned off.</p>
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<p>Practicing for pedestrian polo (wheelchairs are double points).</p>
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<p>My mind&#8217;s in the gutter.</p>
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<p>As this demonstration proves, most pets will eat you if they are hungry enough.</p>
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<p>Still more realistic than 3 foot teddy bears taking out the same stuff that wiped everyone out in the earlier film (<a href="http://retardzone.com/2008/10/28/top-10-reasons-george-lucas-movies-are-so-bad/" target="blank">Stupid Lucas</a>)</p>
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<p>Cats are picky eaters, this one is waiting for the wipe.</p>
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		<title>Effective communism marketing campaign</title>
		<link>http://retardmedia.com/2008/11/24/effective-communism-marketing-campaign/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:21:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jerome</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Babes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This year&#8217;s election does prove that with the right marketing Socialism will sell if marketed properly. The Chinese have picked up on this and have launched this very effective campaign targeting their young people.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This year&#8217;s election does prove that with the right marketing Socialism will sell if marketed properly.  The Chinese have picked up on this and have launched this very effective campaign targeting their young people.<br />
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<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2008/11/communism.jpg" alt="Communism" /></p>
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		<title>Dear mother of God what is this?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:07:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jerome</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just found the world&#8217;s ugliest car model and wanted to post her pictures (in between throwing up) to give you all nightmares.]]></description>
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		<title>Retard tour of the web 11/19</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:14:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jerome</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s retard tour of the web full of sophomoric commentary Megan Fox has sworn off public appearances after an overly enthusiastic greeting by several hundred sexually repressed teenagers at a recent comic book convention. Sadly American dentists jut aren&#8217;t competitive with their new Chinese competitors. With my internet connection down I had to make do [...]]]></description>
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<p>Megan Fox has sworn off public appearances after an overly enthusiastic greeting by several hundred sexually repressed teenagers at a recent comic book convention.</p>
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<p>Sadly American dentists jut aren&#8217;t competitive with their new Chinese competitors.</p>
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<p>With my internet connection down I had to make do without a functional webcam.</p>
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<p>Saudi women were on alert in the event America had elected a women president, thankfully they would rather have a black man driving the country.</p>
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<p>My new apartment has little in the way of creature comforts but allows me to focus more on what&#8217;s really important in life.</p>
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<p>Street vendors in India have seen a huge drop in income ever since touch new laws protecting wild animals were enacted. </p>
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<p>The White House gardeners have a pointed and some would say racist sense of humor.</p>
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<p>Ahh she&#8217;s smiling at me.</p>
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<p>Facing a huge jump in taxes and a slumping economy I have decided to stay at home and wait for my change.</p>
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<p>Police are considering filing charges against Abe Whitney after his girlfriend broke her neck shortly after this picture was taken (Be forewarned: drilling two inch screws into the drywall is insufficient support for a stripper pole).</p>
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<p>I am ready and I have my 401K cash withdrawn and ready to finance this undertaking.</p>
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<p>Disco rocks.</p>
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<p>Covering up America&#8217;s aging infrastructure one pylon and pothole at a time.</p>
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<p>The fruitmobile.</p>
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<p>Computer porn is disgusting.</p>
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<p>Sakura Fukazumi has a 1.57 ERA proving there are some gay baseball players in Japan.</p>
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<p>I have made the switch to non-alcoholic vodka and have been sober pretty much all of the last two days.</p>
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<p>I am pretty sure those are both male gummy bears.</p>
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<p>My niece really seemed to enjoy her costume for Halloween, although my sister is not returning my phone calls.</p>
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<p>Doctors are lying bastards, they told me most viruses were caused by not washing with hot water and it didn&#8217;t help one bit.</p>
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		<title>Retard tour of the web 10/29</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:23:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jerome</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Retard Tour of the Web: complete with offensive commentaryisms. I decided to help round up the shopping carts at my neighborhood supermarket. Sadly Jessica Alvarez, back row center was shot and killed by hunters last Saturday when the Animal Totem Club of Waco Texas went on their annual picnic. My new hat doesn&#8217;t make me [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Retard Tour of the Web: complete with offensive commentaryisms.<br />
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<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2008/10/2008-10-29-00.jpg" alt="Retard Tour of the Web" /><br />
I decided to help round up the shopping carts at my neighborhood supermarket.</p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2008/10/2008-10-29-01.jpg" alt="Retard Tour of the Web" /><br />
Sadly Jessica Alvarez, back row center was shot and killed by hunters last Saturday when the Animal Totem Club of Waco Texas went on their annual picnic.</p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2008/10/2008-10-29-02.jpg" alt="Retard Tour of the Web" /><br />
My new hat doesn&#8217;t make me look gay does it?</p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2008/10/2008-10-29-03.jpg" alt="Retard Tour of the Web" /><br />
This chick and I have a lot in common.</p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2008/10/2008-10-29-04.jpg" alt="Retard Tour of the Web" /><br />
Wow that guy&#8217;s actually eating pussy, I try to avoid that by ignoring my girlfriend&#8217;s needs and avoiding Korean restaurants.</p>
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My halloween pumpkin is not only scary it&#8217;s a cannibal.</p>
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I would like to the tail on that.</p>
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Peter Parker was an annoying child.</p>
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The Barrel O&#8217;Fun van wasn&#8217;t really all it was cracked up to be before the fire broke out.</p>
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I got handicapped plates for the parking and the chicks.</p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2008/10/2008-10-29-10.jpg" alt="Retard Tour of the Web" /><br />
XXXL storm trooper.</p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2008/10/2008-10-29-11.jpg" alt="Retard Tour of the Web" /><br />
My new female boss has made the company&#8217;s policy about surfing P0RN totally clear to me now.</p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2008/10/2008-10-29-12.jpg" alt="Retard Tour of the Web" /><br />
George Michael&#8217;s new halloween costume has left many unsuspecting bathroom goers sore and humiliated.</p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2008/10/2008-10-29-13.jpg" alt="Retard Tour of the Web" /><br />
The stadium was rocking, about 4.1 on the richter scale to be exact.</p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2008/10/2008-10-29-14.jpg" alt="Retard Tour of the Web" /><br />
The new spiderman film is trying to barrow on the success of Heath Ledger&#8217;s crazy joker character by introducing Spidey&#8217;s evil twin the hard drinking Bert.</p>
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My local KFC did not appreciate my halloween costume in their drive through or later when I tried to liberate my compatriots from their kitchen.</p>
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If I beat up all the dorks in this picture can I have my choice of the women?</p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2008/10/2008-10-29-17.jpg" alt="Retard Tour of the Web" /><br />
Ketanna Obama lies about herself almost as much as her cousin.</p>
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I decided to do a little posing for the ladies in today&#8217;s post.</p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2008/10/2008-10-29-19.jpg" alt="Retard Tour of the Web" /><br />
Pajir Binijbouro, Intel&#8217;s senior vice president of customer support in India actually makes less than Raul Jiminez a janitor in the Dallas office.</p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2008/10/2008-10-29-20.jpg" alt="Retard Tour of the Web" /><br />
The design team for Transformers 2 has officially run out of good ideas.</p>
<p><img src="http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2008/10/2008-10-29-21.jpg" alt="Retard Tour of the Web" /><br />
I think if you collected all the change from the fountain for a month you could probably afford an hour with the one on the right.</p>
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