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Retard football in Europe

jerome — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 17:22:04 +0000

Playing football in Paris is going to be a problem with soccer king you are going to have no one else to play with. With a full cocktail of steroids, horse testosterone and who knows what else coursing through your veins you with no one to unleash your violent attacks on something…

Wood computer mod

jerome — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:19:10 +0000

Once upon a time everything was made of wood, now the work put into this wood computer case probably cost ten times more than the computer inside…

Insane Japanese woman on street dancing

jerome — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 17:50:23 +0000

Take a homely looking Japanese woman and combine some sort of drug induced seizure and or the most retarded, least talented performance art dance routine and you get this public eye sore.

Synchronized commercial retardation

jerome — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 19:21:24 +0000

Take a dozen or so artists who probably studied dance at some prestigious college while their parents paid 30K a year and one telephone commercial and you have their first paid gig! If only they could swim at least they’d have a shot at an Olympic medal…

Losing your marbles over a hot chick

jerome — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 18:14:24 +0000

Video evidence of a man physically losing his marbles over a hot chick.

Stupidest movie competition

Michael — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 19:34:26 +0000

There have been few opportunities to state emphatically that there is not a comparison when finding the ‘-est’ of something. The funniest, dullest, greatest, or in this case stupidest. Sometimes people throw around the ‘-est’ without actually meaning it. We mean it.

Space life

Michael — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:16:19 +0000

Usually I have something better to do than post space life movies, but I guess today isn’t one of those days.

Everyday life at work

Michael — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 16:16:17 +0000

I don’t talk about what I do because I had not yet perfected my routine, but now I have it down.

Howard Stern’s skeleton

Michael — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 15:44:58 +0000

There are times when you see something that reminds you of something or someone you know or know about. I know a little about Howard Stern and I must say this reminds me of something he would do as a skeleton.

Halloween stripper

Michael — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 20:42:30 +0000

I’m pretty sure that this is technically a $2 stripper.