One of my co-workers (not really my girl – yet, crossing fingers) was staring at a co-workers screen when I realized that if chewed more horse testosterone and human growth hormones than Barry Bonds I would still look like a three year old Andy Dick compared to her massive, coiffed pillars of womanly arms. Continue Reading »

Car seat plus toilet means no more bathroom oopsies. Not sure why, but Michael Jackson ordered a crate of these – and one glove for some reason.
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I’m retarded.  I’ll admit that.  I’m not this retarded though.  This is a new level of retardation. Continue Reading »