If you win the mega lottery today move to Dubai immediately and buy one of these island mansions. The best part is in Dubai it is legal to have up to four wives, and women can only get a divorce with your permission so alimony will not be a problem.
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I liked the Lord of the Rings movies, but you didn’t see much of the lady hobbits. Documented for the first time ever we have photographic evidence of not just female hobbits, but Japanese ones. Not sure would go hobbit?
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There are still those out there who deny that man’s best friend is capable of being a predator. Sadly, there are bad dogs, just like there are bad people here is just one such instance.
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Ever wonder how the Karma Sutra would look if it were musical (and not that kind of sound)? Mystery solved.
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One of my co-workers (not really my girl – yet, crossing fingers) was staring at a co-workers screen when I realized that if chewed more horse testosterone and human growth hormones than Barry Bonds I would still look like a three year old Andy Dick compared to her massive, coiffed pillars of womanly arms. Continue Reading »

Car seat plus toilet means no more bathroom oopsies. Not sure why, but Michael Jackson ordered a crate of these – and one glove for some reason.
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I’m retarded.  I’ll admit that.  I’m not this retarded though.  This is a new level of retardation. Continue Reading »

This should never happen.  If you can’t remember the lyrics to the National Anthem, don’t sing it.  Continue Reading »

This is pretty amazing, considering that my big wheel could never make it down the ramps and can’t jump. Continue Reading »