I know that there are some American Idol freaks that believe that Simon is mean and that all the contestants are hard working, deserving people. I’m here to tell you that there’s a lot that the people don’t know. Kelly Clarkson should look at Miley Cyrus and let her know what her baby fat future is going to look like. Continue Reading »

Without sounding too gay, I’ve watched nearly anything with Katherine Heigl in it. Though I couldn’t stand the talking in Grey’s Anatomy, I was still watching all of her scenes. Eventually I heard about Knocked Up and watched that movie enough times to know that Hegl is not nude in any part of it. Continue Reading »

Jill Hennessy married a bartender. A bartender. See, there’s sometimes good that comes from using roofies or Aqua Dots. I was reading the Wiki page on Jill Hennessy and learned something that I was totally unaware of, as I’m sure you will be too. Hennessy does not speak English! Hennessy is multi-lingual, being able to speak Italian, French, Spanish and German.” Continue Reading »

When you’re hot in England, there’s a chance that the USA will import you. Not so for Jenny Frost yet, but there’s always hope. I’m hoping for a threesome with Jessica Biel and anyone, so keep hoping Jenny, I’m sure it’s going to happen for you soon. Continue Reading »

When I was in high school there was a girl that I had the biggest crush on. Later in life our paths crossed and she looked incredibly like Hilary Swank, only she didn’t have that annoying personality that made me want to punch her in the face repeatedly. Umm.. Never mind that last statement. Continue Reading »

Kate Bosworth has been in several movies worth avoiding. The Superman Returns movie sucked. Unless you are guaranteed to get some from your woman, The Horse Whisperer sucked. You need to see Blue Crush though, lots of bikini time and some other revealing clothing. Continue Reading »

Come on now, you might not remember seeing her because it was during a commercial, but Melanie Sykes is the beer girl! Well, not in the USA, but for the Retard Media readers in the UK, they got sucked into drinking Boggingtons because of Melanie’s bikini wearing body. Continue Reading »

Sometimes there’s not a lot of information available on the Internet about someone, which is the case with Melina Pitra who was born in Buenos Aires, Argentina in 1985. I’m sure one of the readers can share something more about her in the comments section. Until that time I will let you know she’s got a great asset. Continue Reading »

One look at Eva Herzigova and you would know that she’s too hot to be serving waffles at IHOP or to be going out with a loser like me even if my mommy tells me that I’m special and my lisp will go away after enough speach lessons even though my teacher makes fun of me and.. I mean.. umm.. She’s hot. Continue Reading »

I’m not sure why but a lot of visitors asked for more pictures of Denise Milani and the Ford GT. This is all that I have left of this series so I hope it’s enough. Be sure to check the driver of every Ford GT you see just in case. Continue Reading »