Come on now, you might not remember seeing her because it was during a commercial, but Melanie Sykes is the beer girl! Well, not in the USA, but for the Retard Media readers in the UK, they got sucked into drinking Boggingtons because of Melanie’s bikini wearing body. Continue Reading »

Retarded tour of the web complete with retarded commentary.

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Born Elizabeth Téa Pantaleoni, Tea changed her name when she figured out nobody shouts for “Pantaleoni”. Although she’s had a couple good movies, her true talent would blossum if she would do a topless scene. Continue Reading »

One of the best parts of the movie Wedding Crashers was seeing Rachel McAdams. It’s a shame they didn’t have any Rachel bikini moments. Continue Reading »

I’m not sure what company Anahi Gonzales models bikinis or lingerie for, but I will tell you that she doesn’t look like any Gonzales that I’ve seen in the Texas area. Continue Reading »

The only thing Romania has done for me is produce one gorgeous bikini model. I’m sure that Catrinel has a lot in common with my girlfriend, because my girlfriend is 5 foot 9 inches tall and 221 pounds (she’s dyslexic). Continue Reading »

I don’t know much about the websites around the Internet these days.  There seem to be a few more than I can keep up with, but thankfully some of our readers share what they like, including Vanessa. Continue Reading »

No matter how pretty or hot or sexy a girl is, she’s still trying to get more attention and usually will do a lot in order to get that attention.  When Hooter’s waitresses go for attention, everyone wins. Continue Reading »

This bikini model who’s name was not supplied seems to know the right way to wear a bikini in the most appropriate way (that means with a flat stomach).  She looks like she is classy also, which is alright, in my imagination she’s dirty. Continue Reading »

Not sure how comfortable a metal bikini would be, but it sure looks kinda cool. I suppose it would be annoying if it were cold outside.
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